A. You would get banned. (See the numerous other two year bumps.)
B. The previous statement is no longer valid, since it's in the future tense, whereas you've already been banned.
C. Monkeys fling poo sometimes.
D. People say that monkeys are less intelligent than humans, but no monkey has ever been stupid enough to get banned from DDRFreak.
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