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Apoc
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20.  Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| DancingTofu wrote: | | Miike wrote: | My friend who owns a supernova machine called up betson and they said that Chuck Norris bough a machine.
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Chuck Norris orders a new SM machine every day. He breaks every panel within the first three songs he plays on the machine, even if he doesn't hit the panel.
Betson gives them to him free because he once used a roundhouse kick to turn the perfect utopia of Siberia into the wasteland it is now, erasing all memory of the ultra-successful 100-panel dance game they made in 1987. Coincidentally, Chuck Norris was having a bad day while playing it once, and got a great-equivalent timing grade on it's toughest boss song, which has also been erased from human memory. Because of this complete erasure, they have been unable to sue Konami, because by waiting 11 years, they managed to make the entire genre seem like a whole new idea!
But that's just my hypothesis. |
Pix or it didn't happen. Seriously.
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RBCF retunes
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| 21. Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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They did indeed create PiX, but they don't remember.
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EvilDave219
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| 22. Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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I hear Britney Spears plays DDR.
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ChilliumBromide
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| 23. Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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RBCF:
I pronounce it "e-dicks"
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Slowpoke
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| 24. Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:29 am Post subject: |
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I heard Mike Tyson was a bar raper... and I didn't even know he played...
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RBCF retunes
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| 25. Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:09 am Post subject: |
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| DancingTofu wrote: |
I pronounce it "e-dicks" |
No, that's how you pronounce ITG.
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i r cartoonhero
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| 26. Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:20 am Post subject: |
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tell me why itg is so bad. seriously, is it just because you can't do the (hard) songs?
interface is pretty sweet in the game
the graphics are amazing
the stepcharts are fun as hell
its a lot easier to distinguish between people in terms of timing and stamina
the mods are ridiculous but fun to watch
the pads are pretty sweet
you can put your own songs on there (provided r21 or hacked machine) |
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RBCF retunes
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| 27. Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:26 am Post subject: |
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Yes, but some people who play ITG have bad cases of e-dick. Like you.
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i r cartoonhero
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| 28. Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:29 am Post subject: |
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| so now you're making up diseases for decent itg players? wow i hope you become a doctor so i can treat this someday. |
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RBCF retunes
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| 29. Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:33 am Post subject: |
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No, but you may need to get your e-priapism checked out.
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i r cartoonhero
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| 30. Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:37 am Post subject: |
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| maybe i just have a case of e-idontgiveafuck. can you fix that? probably not. |
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RBCF retunes
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| 31. Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:50 am Post subject: |
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THAT is denial.
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Phrekwenci
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| 32. Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:55 am Post subject: |
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Not like this was a good topic anyway.
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