DDR Fairytales

[xpguardian]

cant stop crying......buckets of tears. dude that was awesome.

EDIT: that made me think...someone should use all the DDR songs AND all the anouncer phrases in a story. that would be tight.
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Su madre va la universidad.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it eeerrrddddffgghthdghhghgerrrgh.

[Tobias Preener]

one christmas, debbie survivor wanted for christmas the most is for the santa of max to come to her sweet sweet lovey magic house and played PSMO for her so she could see how to beat it. when santa got this letter that was in a bag, he knew he couldnt let this child from an exotic ethnic group down. he practiced a bunch of hard songs everyday like max 300 and maxx unlimited and TLOM, and finally tried PSMO. but christmas eve came, and he couldnt beat it. so he hired an assassin to drop the bomb on debbie survivors house he wouldnt have to be brilliant2her. the end.

guess how many song references are in here.
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[AuntieM]

This isn't a fairy tale and I already posted it elsewhere but...

The Legend of Max

So I was walking back from the Y.M.C.A. after diving practice (it was only .59 miles) and listening to some music on my Maximizer when I saw my girlfriend at the bus stop. "Hey, baby, you know I love sugar," I said, and puckered up to give her a kiss. "How'd you like that pink rose I left in your locker the other day?"

But she just held her hand up in my face and said, "Please. Don't give me that bad routine. You are just telling me a never ending story." Her look was like a frozen ray.

"Peace out, baby; what's wrong? You know I get highs off you; I can't stop falling in love with you, baby. You bring me such joy, such ecstasy! Whatever's wrong, we can make it better, baby. Only you can do it for me, baby."

But my sweet words had no effect on that hand she had up. "Max, I am sick and tired of your b.s. I'm seeing someone else." Then she dropped the bomb. "Well, actually, I understand she is your other girlfriend?"

Damn! She found out about Esmerelda! I was caught in some kind of bizarre love triangle. Cindy was nodding. "That's right. I'm for real. Our love is absolute. We are so in love we're going to drop out of school and move to San Francisco." She pulled out a note and showed me.

B4U I was nothing.
2day I am something.
UR like the sweet sun
And I am the scorching moon

Now let's get down to it. We aren't like those moba moga, those fake boys and girls, my little sweetness. We are real. Let's make some music - we'll get on the jazz and dance and groove together on planet rock.

Love,
E


Cindy folded up the note again and tucked it into her shirt. "La Senorita and I are going to go west to be with our people, 'cause sometimes simply being loved by the right person isn't enough." She finally put the hand down and shook her head sadly. "So just keep on movin'".

Now, I'm not, like, a virgin or anything, so I understand that that's how people are sometimes, and maybe it wasn't just me, but I was still kinda mad. "So that's it. It's ladies' night all the time with you girls, huh? Well, Max don't need none of that!"

Cindy rolled her eyes. "Oh, can the paranoia, Max. You know it has nothing to do with you. Even before this you didn't trust me. You are just filled with paranoia eternal."

I turned to leave, but shouted over my shoulder for effect, "That's OK; Max going to have more fun when you're not here!"

Well, then I was depressed. So I just walked along kicking things, kinda like playing kick the can only stuff gets broken, when it started raining. It was really a gentle rain, and I saw this little firefly, really a cute little guy, but while I was watching him I slipped and fell on my you-know-what. Yeah, yeah, I'm just a trip machine like my momma always said, I know. But you wouldn't believe how much it hurt! I was outside this haircut place, and right after I fell, the stupid barber came out and started laughing at me. I covered my face with my hands and said, "Man, don't clock me! I feel like crap! I think my butt's broken!"

But the guy said, in broken English, "Ah, these kids in America. They is wacky. If you not such a wild rush, this not happen. You will see! Then the reflex will kick in and you will not fall on your butt so much!"

I'm telling you, it's a miracle I didn't kick him right then and there! But my butt hurt too much to get up.

"Now move your feet, little boy, and get out of here. If you don't move, there you'll be until the police come and get you!" He just sat there laughing.

"Do me!" I said as cleverly as I could with a broken butt. Then I got up and started limping along.

Well, I tell you, I'm just waiting for tonight. Then I'm going to go back there and when I get done his barbershop will be like a toilet paper wonderland, especially if I can climb higher up to that V in Viktoria's. Then I can string a whole roll right between the V and the A. Yeah, I'm gonna do a little funk boogie on old Viktoria's place. Cause that is just who I am; that is just the legend of Max.

If I remember correctly it has all but two of the song titles from PS2 Extreme.
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[trayball2k]

I tried 321 STARS. I then shouted COLORS! but I thought the video was too much like AFRONOVA. Wait, was it a SUPER STAR or was it just a FROZEN RAY. I think I need to ask LA SENORITA she would LET THE BEAT HIT EM and then show me how to make SYNCHRONIZED LOVE outta all of these songs. She got an A on her memory card, but too bad she doesn't REMEMBER YOU guys. I have RADICAL FAITH in her. I just got that CONGA FEELING.

Now let's see. All you need now is some EXOTIC ETHNIC drink from MATSURI JAPAN that would destroy THE LEGEND OF MAX and THERE YOU'LL BE, dying to CELEBRATE the fact that MAX 300 and MAXX UNLIMITED are all either a PARANOIA REBIRTH or PARANOIA EVOLUTION designed specially for that PARANOIA SURVIVOR. No wonder where they got the idea for XENON. It's a MIDNITE BLAZE that keeps pressing you to TAKE IT TO THE MORNING LIGHT so you can SPIN THE DISC titled RHYTHM & POLICE. I gotta get to my English class so I can MAXIMIZER. You all can hand me your V-chips later.
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[trayball2k]

I'm back for about 10 minutes, but my quote continues...

DO YOU REMEMBER ME? Sure you do. Do I make sense so far? I DO I DO I DO!!! at least I think so. I need to get that LITTLE doggy named Professor Hanley for ruining my flow. May I ask what is THE REFLEX about? I cant find it on the radio station AM-3P. Wait no such station! Gotta run again somebody TAKE ME AWAY from my GENTLE STRESS I like to call school. I need to just hurry up and reach GRADUATION.
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Like Me? Remember December! (20th)
Hate Nsync? Sync.
There's a thin line between the two I think.